Kansas drivers

An open letter to all drivers in Kansas:

Dear Kansas drivers,

If ever there was a group of people that need to be kicked in the collective nuts, its you drivers of Kansas.

First and foremost let me say that I like Kansas. I have made the trip from Kansas City to Abilene & Salina quite a few times over the last 15 years.

I enjoy I-70 a lot. There are not many roads that you can get on and for 3 hours or more probably just drive straight as an arrow.

I probably could make the drive without ever moving the steering wheel a degree or two over the course of 3 hours.

The reason why I say probably is because at any given time a few of you cow tipping, tabacy chewing, farm raised, county music listening, chicken coup driving dumb asses feel the need to 60 MPH on I-70 when there is nothing around for miles.

Now I'm not condoning speeding but when you see a car coming at you from behind at a high rate of speed, either speed up or move the fuck over.

I mean come on people, you don't even use you rear view mirrors. You just drive straight ahead without a care in the world.

At one point a herd of cows where moving faster then some of you.

I-70 is basically the straightest road you will ever be on. Sure there are hills you go over but trust me when I tell you there is no scenery.

When I make the drive I try and wonder what this trip must have been like using horses and chuck wagons. Do you think they had assholes back then that didn't know how to drive?

The way I see it: Kansas needs to adopt a 3 lane highway system. One lane for going really fast (I hit 112MPH as my top speed), one for trucks, who can also use the fast lane as long as they keep moving, and one for the rest of you Kansas dumbass drivers. We'll call it the Dumbass lane.